Napoles Pork Barrel Scam defended by the Church!

Priests locked hands as a show of support to Napoles as they are heading in the PNP for interogation.
 Screenshot: Bandila, ABS-CBN

Ang Puncha (APu)- Priests were found to benefit the Pork Barrel Scam by the notorious Janet Napoles, according to the initial investigation made by the NBI and DOJ.

In an interview made to some of the priests in the payroll, they won't not deny such activity and connection with Napoles but instead they will defend her with all their "money and saints". "What can they do, we have two of the most powerful things in the world." said Father Damaso Delos TIYANak, one of the beneficiaries of Napoles. "Naiingit lang sila (people against Napoles), hindi kasi sila nakatanggap ni piso. Bigyan mo ng 500, aakuhin niya ang pagiging Presidente ng fan's club ni Napoles." TIYANak added.

After this issue broke, Satan immediately tweeted, straight from The Boiling Point City, Hell, in his twitter account @IamSatan calls the attention of Department of Justice Secretary Liela DeLailah for a swift judicial process regarding this issue. "Sec. DeLailah! Pabababain mo na yang mga pari! Ako na ang bahala sa kanila!"

Ang Puncha tried to get a word from the Heaven to give their reaction but they insisted not to. "Leave it to Satan." Saint Peter said. ### (Manny Libas)